Boys

10/27/2010

Remember the little saying about girls being made of sugar and spice and everything nice and little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails?  I started thinking about my own definition of boys tonight and the curious things that they do because they are...well...boys.  Since I'm completely surrounded by peanuts, I'm a bit of an expert.

Little boys go over the arm of the chair rather than entering the chair from the front...just for the challenge.    

Little boys can't aim, but that doesn't stop them from standing up to pee like Daddy does.

Little boys don't know if they like a toy unless they first know how far it bounces when thrown at their brother's head.

Little boys say things like "Mommy, you a Pwiiiiinnnnctheeeeesss" when they are in trouble.

Little boys put bugs in their pockets.

Little boys put toothbrushes in the potty.

Little boys finger paint with poo.

Little boys climb out of their cribs at only 14 months old and then climb over the baby gate just to show you how dumb they think you are.

Little boys think the only way to step over a curb is to jump over it.

Little boys cannot possibly walk on dirt without kicking up a sandstorm with EVERY step.

Little boys will call you their Girlfriend until you get replaced by "Lightnin Keen".

Little boys love to wrestle before they can even walk.

Little brothers idolize big brothers before they can crawl.

Brothers can communicate without talking.

Little boys LOVE playtime with Daddy, but only Mommy knows how to kiss a booboo all better.

Man, I love those boys.